Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Slices of the Timeline:
16:9 Is Bigger Than 4:3

"Hey, TonyN," you say, "give me a glimpse into the glamorous life of a television editor!"

"This is the third episode in a row of [insert name of a moderately popular true-crime series on a network aimed at women] that has breast enhancement surgery significantly in the plot." Sigh. "Now, please, turn off your TV. Thank you."

("No, I won't tell you when they are going to air!")


Todd Camplin said...

TV is so fake. ha!

Christine Wy said...

"I won't tell you when they are going to air" I also air my bust as often as possible, but don't reveal the time schedule.

Srsly, I think fake boobs might be better for the wearer than real because they don't seem to move as much. For some reason I've been blogging about my boobs a lot lately, and one complaint I can add to the list is that they jiggle and a-wiggle a little too much. Fake boobs just seem to bounce a little.

Hmm. I'll have to make friends with someone who has fake boobs and ask her lots of questions.